How to start each day with a positive outlook…

1. Open a new file on your PC.
2. Name it “John Kerry.”
3. Send it to the trash.
4. Empty the trash.
5. Your PC will ask you, “do you really want to get rid of John Kerry?”
6. Answer calmly, “yes,” and press the mouse button firmly.
7. Feel better….?

Another way to feel better….. Vote for George Bush this November!

This Post Has 3 Comments

  1. Roger

    vote for bush and you might not have your job. Then you won’t need to worry about feeling positive at all.

  2. Erik

    I’d say that Bush is doing a great job with the economy. And that the only reason I’d loose my job is because of something I did to cause me to loose it.


  3. Mark

    Speaking from someone who does, its obvious Roger doesn’t live in MA. If so he would see how screwed up my state is and would probably share my opinion of Jerry’s job performance regarding job creation.

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